This is a terrible webpage for... Dan & Yoz's ludicrously late Flatwarming Party 4pm - 10pm, Sunday 19th of July
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It's been a mere six months since Yoz and Dan first realised they had to do their own cooking, cleaning and washing up, and it's an indication of how lazy they've been about everything that they're only just getting around to having a flat-warming party. They still haven't got a telly. (However, they did have a four-machine network running within the first two weeks, so don't say you weren't warned) | ||
Our pathetic anti-heroes live in the upper-west Hendon praries, where everyone's very old and polite
and nothing exciting ever happens. (This is why the music has to go off at 10pm.) They are desperate
for you to join them and inject the most meagre droplets of adventure and purpose into their worthless
lives. Oh, and bring some booze.
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Yoz hopes to be playing a mixture of recycled trip-hop, outdated techno and Saint Etienne singles
until he is too bruised to continue. Dan hopes to get very drunk and swap sysadmin war stories.
They both hope that the party will be as utterly fab as it can possibly
be without it getting them evicted, so why not join them and help turn their crazy, innocent dreams
to reality?
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The relevant address is 101 High Mount (off Station Road), Hendon NW4. You may find
this map helpful, even though Yoz has scribbled all over it. There are
also some handy travel tips and some pathetic attempts at parody in the email
invite. The phone number of the flat is 0181-202-8799. No one's ever there but you can leave a message.
You can email Yoz at yoz@yoz.com or call him during the
day on 0171-543-1725. You can email Dan at dan@caliginous.com or
call him on his mobile, on 0958-246659. You can get really good bagels at David Bagel on Vivian Avenue,
the smoked salmon and cream cheese ones are massive and really nice. Thank you.
(Scooter! Move to intercept!) |